The Daily Northwestern reported Tuesday that Prof. John Michael Bailey, who teaches a popular Human Sexuality course at the school, often holds after-class events which include everything from "a question-and-answer session with swingers to a panel of convicted sex offenders."
Last week, the after-class event featured a naked woman being stimulated by a motorized sex toy called a "fucksaw" on stage, the paper reports. The woman was not a student.
<--- Actual Picture of the Saw I'll say it right now - I am a big Northwestern Wildcat fan. Love the football team. Love the basketball team. Great academic institution. I take pride in being a fan of the school, even though they basically suck in the Big 10. But I am going to defend this professor 100 percent in this case. NORTHWESTERN NEEDS TO COWBOY THE FUCK UP! I mean god damn people! You haven't won a bowl game since 1943 or some shit, have NEVER been to the NCAA Tournament, and now this shit happens. Look, if your going to take Human Sexuality 101, expect to walk into class with some random slut getting fucked on a table in the front of the entire lecture hall by your professor with a skilsaw. It's basic human sexuality. If you think this is bizarre or out of the ordinary, you are probably a loser because this shit happens all the times. In fact I think I was pornhubbing last month sometime and saw this move being pulled off. It's basic foreplay. Jesus, Northwestern, grow a sack.
UPDATE: Here's a picture of the Professor and the troll of a human he used in the demonstration
Where was this when I was in college. Like come on who reported this to the school. Absolutely right dave w this is the doing of complete losers. That professor needs to get a medal or some shit. I think him and sue from talk sex need to start up there own show. Am I right?
ReplyDeletewait hold on a second jigsaw... with a moniker like that you have got to be this professor right? fucking the shit out of some broad with a skilsaw?
ReplyDeletehaha no i wish i could take credit for having the stones to do that act but that kind of entertainment is right up my alley. Like come on who doesn't want to take a class that has this happening in it. If I did i would be sure to pay attention instead of paying attention to the smokeshow in the row ahead of me.
ReplyDeleteIf this professor doesn't get fired or some shit, which he shouldn't, i'm gonna facebook Danny Persa and get the time and days of his class so i can hop on the Metra and take part in the action
ReplyDeletefirst things first. How did a guy looking like a member of a low budget freak show carnival get a teaching job at northwestern aka the harvard of the midwest. The guy maybe could qualify for janitor in a freshman dorm. And now that i think of it i don't know if i would even wanna see this girl getting "fuck sawed". Why couldn't it be a normal human being not a girl thats mad at her parents and wants to slit her wrists.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you, Jigsaw. I mean I'm all for the freaky shit as much as the next guy, but at least make it was a semi-attractive woman
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