Derrick Rose scored 24 points, and the Bulls beat New Orleans 85-77 on Monday night with Hornets star Chris Paul sidelined by a concussion. The four-time All-Star watched from the sideline after colliding with Cleveland's Ramon Sessions in Sunday's win and remains day to day. Without him, the Hornets put up a fight against the Central division leaders but were shut out over the final 3:19.
Not only that, but the Hawks have vaulted themselves to number three in the latest ESPN Power Rankings after an eight game winning streak that has pushed them to third place in the Western Conference.
Chicago may have a very documented history of underperformance for a large market, due in large part to the fucking Cubs, but shit's about to hit the fan in this city. After I said to stop jacking off the Hawks last week, they told me to "go fuck myself", won eight straight, and are the hottest team in hockey. CONSIDER ME AND MILLIONS OF OTHER CHICAGOANS BACK ON THE BANDWAGON! (That means Furco and Bono especially...)
As of right now, you can consider the entire year of 2011 a complete failure if the Bulls, Hawks, and Sox don't win championships in their respective sports. Fuck the east coast. If I am not vomiting into the Chicago River off of LaSalle Street - twice in June and once in November - from of slamming a fifth of Captain for an hour long Metra ride to see the Bulls, Hawks and Sox Championship Parades, I'll fucking lose my shit. The rest of Chicago should too.
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