Sunday, February 20, 2011

Sunday Funday

North Central College is about 99 percent white people.  We do have the one token black bro that hangs around with us who transferred in this year who we call Big Kat.  The kid's a total class act. It had to have been a complete culture shock for him once he got here though... The kid is funnier than hell but really doesn't get fucked up as shit like all of us do, (which is a major character flaw, IMO).  We were asking him about his lack of drunkenness last night and he gave us an adjective that perfectly describes us: he called us "white boy wasted".  It's so true, the typical white college student gets Terry Schaivo wasted as much as fucking possible.  Have you ever seen a black person rip shots of Aristocrat Tequila to the point where they wake up in puddles of their own vomit?  I can't say I have, I really can't.  Maybe I'm completely wrong here though because I'm surrounded by a bunch of liberal hippies at my shitty school.  But getting blacked the fuck out has to be in the first way to describe a white college bro.  Opinions?






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