Egyptian Names Daughter "Facebook"

ABC News - Looking for a name for their newborn daughter that celebrated the recent events in Egypt, an Alexandria couple skipped calling her "Tahrir Square" for something a little more trendy -- Facebook.
Baby Facebook's father, Jamal Ibrahim, told Egypt's Al-Ahram newspaper that he "wanted to express his gratitude about the victories the youth of January 25have achieved and chose to express it in the form of naming his firstborn girl," according to a translation by the blog TechCrunch.


I have a hard time believing this dude.  Guaranteed he's trying to get a quick score from Zuckerburg for giving him some free pub.  There is no way someone could actually be that poor of a parent. Like I mean if little Facebook is imfamous for fucking trying to exterminate Jews or drops a fucking nuke on Israel we'll know exactly why, it'll be because of this Jamal Ibrahim character.  This chick is going to be picked on her entire life for this shit.  I mean I love creeping on Facebook and sitting on Barstool Sports and Chicago Campus Life for hours on end just as much as the next guy, but I'm not gonna go ahead and name my fucking kids after them.   Damn near choked on my Easy Mac after I saw this shit.