Calling All Hotties!! Win $10,000 in the Captain Morgan Bracketmaster Challenge!!

Coed Magazine - Captain Morgan and Spike.com have teamed up for the second annual “Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge.” The competition, which kicked off yesterday (2/15), features 32 of the nation’s hottest women from the North, South, East and West; all vying to be crowned The Ultimate Morganette in a bracket-style format. From now through April 4, you can enter the challenge by visiting bracketmaster.spike.com and completing a bracket for the chance to win a $10,000 grand prize package.

As I've said in previous posts, Captain Morgan is my favorite alcohol to consume.  I literally can chug it straight from the bottle.  It is the only alcohol that no matter how many times it has me kissing the toilet all night long with a face full of blue sharpie dicks, I could drink it the next day.  Having said that, I felt like I had to dish a little free pub out to Captain and their Bracketmaster constest.  How awesome is it that our society has evolved to the point where girls are literally lining up to get into contests like this?  I mean there's a hundred of them... Smokesmash on Barstool U and Maxim Hometown Hotties are two of the more popular ones, but there are many many others out there.  And the best part?  They are being completely objectified by men - but these woman know it - and love it.  Only in the U. S. of A.  God, I love this country.  So click this link and nominate some of Chicago's finest women and bring the Captain back to Chi City!

So everyone out there raise your glasses to hot chicks with big tits!! 

God Bless America!

And I GUARANTEE we can get a girl from Chicago to win.  Sure our girls are covered in like a hundred layers of clothes 9 months out of the year, but come summer everyone know we have some of the hottest girls on the planet.