Bro Bible - Turns out Facebook has been found to be bad for relationships. And no, this fact is not related to the awkward "Are we Facebook official? WHY NOT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO FIND OUT?!" conversation you've assuredly had with the wonderful person you're currently seeing. This news comes from a study conducted among marriage lawyers by the American Academy of Matrimonal lawyers. According to the research, Facebook was cited as the cause of divorce in one out of five marriages this year, and 80% of divorce lawyers are able to make it rain for their clients whose spouses are using social media for affairs. More details below.
According to psychologist Steven Kimmons at the Loyola University Medical Center, "One spouse connects online with someone they knew from high school. The person is emotionally available and they start communicating through Facebook. Within a short amount of time, the sharing of personal stories can lead to a deepened sense of intimacy, which in turn can point the couple in the direction of physical contact."
You have got to be shitting me. How do you meet a chick, spend months planning a wedding, reserve a church and reception hall where you will be joined by hundreds of your closest friends and relatives only to have the marriage fail due to a social networking site? I can't even fathom the idea of a marriage where you will spend the rest of your life waking up sober next to the same exact person morning after morning, day after day, year after year. This man made prison is something that I'll never understand, nevertheless I do know that some people do it.
For those that are in favor of marriage, you all know its a huge commitment full of talking, money and other bullshit that I haven't even thought about. So if you're willing to lie to someone week after week about not cheating on them how can you let Facebook seperate you? Could you imagine the poor dickhead that has to tell his friends that Facebook wrecked his marriage? Facebook was made for college kids to get laid and post pictures to show their asshole buddies how wasted they got that past weekend. It was not made for married men to send 'dick pics' to sluts only to have their wife find out.
Let this be a warning to all of cocksuckers that are thinking about marriage. Either don't get married, or don't have a Facebook account.
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