Personally for me I've been pretty much wasted for about 48 hours now. I felt that this unbelievably nice 50 degree weather warranted a day drink, so first thing I did when I woke up was pop a brew at the school's caf this morning. Bro-haters judged me left and right but fuck them. And Captain Morgan is my kryptonite. Shit gets me fucking retarded every time I drink it (which is why I drink it pretty much every pregame). Is it sickening that I fucking love to black out?
Since I go to a school where fun goes to die (North Central College) my group of friends and I pretty much have to black out every time we drink as compensation for our lack of parties, bars, etc. Having said that, Sundays are days for sitting on our asses for hours on end while we watch about 12 episodes of Sports Center in a row and talking about how fucked up we got over the weekend. Fortunately for myself and my friends but unfortunately for this blog, no one I know got arrested this weekend which would have made for some great blogging.
Top two stories about the weekend:
1. A "Show-Me's" just opened in our town which is basically just a shitty version of Hooters. Obviously my friends were the first customers to walk through the doors to get nice on some Hot Wings. This was Saturday, and when their waitress got off they talked her into staying and drinking with them. After about 15 $1.50 Keystone pints later, my friend ended up fingerslamming this chick in his car with hot sauce residue still on his hand. Guess she freaked out and ended up driving home cuz her box was on fire... Needless to say hilarity ensued
2. Found out my one friend likes to tell audacious lies to girls through text messages when he's drunk. Some girl told us today that he texted her last night saying "you're so exotic looking" and for some reason "my heart will go on". Needless to say when we were slapped with this gold mine of information we ripped on him non-stop.
We've all been there... wake up after a night where there was a legit possibility you could have committed 9/11 and find all the creepy fucking texts that were sent from your phone to chicks. Always makes for a good story
Again, feel free to comment with the all the fucked up shit you all did out there. Send tips, vids, pics, or anything else to dmcwill24@yahoo.com
100% correct about texts sent went drunk. I don't know what it is about being drunk and texting but they always seem to go hand in hand. I guess it's the fact that no matter how obscene the text is you can always blame it on being drunk. As for the hawks, there in 11th place right now but are only 6 points outta 3rd. Thats how big of a log jam there is in the western conference right now. I feel as long as they get in the playoffs anything can happen. It's the team thats the hottest that wins the cup but don't be surprised if the hawks bring another ship to chicago this season.
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