The sponsorship opportunities range from $10,000 for a single event on his 11-stop "LeBron James Dinner Party Tour" to $500,000 for a season package. Next week's A-list party will take place at the Coco De Ville Lounge in Miami Beach's Gansevoort Hotel, and the presentation promises an array of stars including athletes, musicians and political figures who "reinvent and set the tone for a chic lifestyle." The celebrity bash "is royal themed fitting for a birthday celebration of a king, channeling an ambience of extravagant court life."Potential sponsors will have further chances to catch a glimpse of the self-styled "King" as his celebrations -- which started in New York this month -- keep going until the final date in Atlanta on April 10. But for someone who pays so much attention to the finer details, his name is spelled "Lebron" throughout the presentation -- at odds with his own website's preference.
It is not the first time the former Cleveland Cavaliers guard, who calls himself "King James" on his Twitter account, has attracted attention away from the basketball court. The six-time NBA All-Star ended months of speculation about his future in July, when he announced he would be joining the Heat on a live television special called "The Decision." The broadcast, which led to James becoming a pariah among Cavaliers fans, attracted a reported 10 million viewers. The Heat will take on two-time defending NBA champions the Lakers in Los Angeles in Saturday's high-profile Christmas clash.
So after doing a little digging around, I found that LeBron's birthday tour is scheduled to come to the Chi next Wednesday. LeBron seriously makes himself so easy to hate. I mean god damn. First he entitles himself "King James". Then he freaks out and sicks Nike on a college player who dunked on him in a little scrimmage game....
Then comes "The Decision" where he literally ripped out Cleveland's heart, pulled out his dick, jizzed all over it, and threw it into Lake Erie. Now he tries to pull party tour bullshit? Jesus this is a lay-up line!! I mean he is pulling this shit over and over again. The worst part is he can't take it when fans and the media call him out. He cries like a little bitch. If ya can't take the heat, get the fuck out the kitchen.
Anyways, I would love to happen to be at the bar or club or wherever this shit is gonna be. I obviously won't be, but if you happen to be there buy him a pint of Guinness on me. Then tell him to take his party tour and shove it up his ass with the rest of his self-entitlement. I hope his mom is on tour with him and someone brings that slut back and makes her do the walk of shame down Michigan Avenue.
Fuck you LeBron, you elitist prick.
Signed,
Everyone
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