So there I was, sitting at the Cage with my roommate tonight, chowing down on some quesadillas and a fat BLT when another buddy of ours strolls in. It was decently crowded, but not to the point where you wouldn't notice two of the coolest fucking kids on campus obviously sitting right in front of your fucking face. Under normal circumstances, I would have just looked at him and say "hey fuckhead" or something else degrading to get said friend's attention, but this time I decided I'd call him from the table over. One ring... nothing. Two rings.... Nothing. Three rings... He notices. Fourth ring.... voicemail.
He gave me the "fuck you" button.
He had no idea I was sitting right next to him. This shit was obviously not going to fly with me. I immediately screamed, "Hey asshole, thanks for screening my call!!" while all the coffee drinking hipsters in the caf swung their heads and judged me for making a scene.
Embarrassed as shit, he made up some bullshit about how he was going to call me back after he ate and whatnot, but I obviously didn't buy it. I'm not going to lie, I'm not mad at him at all because I somewhat expected it while the phone was ringing.
The question is though, is there a more bullshit move than blatantly screening someone's call? Cuz I don't think there's a worse feeling than KNOWING when someone screens your calls.
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